Texting

Amelia asked for ice cream I told her no she can after lunch, she snuck one and was eating it on our mattress. So I told her she’s grounded no friends today

Ugh!

She not wanting to sleep?

No and I’ve sang like 50 songs , I don’t know what the fuck is going on

She is just sick I think

Walmart order is ready!

I know I’m going to get it after I poop

I already brought the kids down

How did you score last night?

Shit!

What did you score?

25

(Insert screenshot of score of 52) mother of pearl!

Babe, I am beating you at your own game.

Evie is at the door

Fuck I’m trying to clean my ass - I have the beer shits!

Like pee out my booty.

The sauce I made prob didn’t help it has heavy cream in it but I didn’t give you a lot

Fuck!

I should have put a butt plug in before going to store.

No more IPAs