“23 Problems”

(Intro)
Yeah…
You thought that jingle was it?
Nah… not even close.
Turn me up.

(Verse 1)
23 flavors but they all taste confused,
One sip in, man I feel abused,
Tryna be cola but you not even close,
You the off-brand king, yeah we roastin’ the most
That jingle you made? Man, who approved that?
Sound like a commercial with a ringtone track,
Got me cringin’ hard, had to mute that quick,
Felt secondhand embarrassment—yeah, that was it
You ain't classic, you just stuck in the past,
Every time I see the can, I just pass,
Tryna act bold with a “unique” twist,
But all I taste is regret on my lips

(Hook)
23 problems and your flavor ain’t one,
But your jingle? Yeah, that’s where you done,
Tryna sound cool but it sound so dumb,
Hit skip real fast when that ad come on
23 problems, yeah I said it again,
That song so bad it should be a sin,
You tried to go viral but you fell off track,
Dr Pepper, yeah… take that back

(Verse 2)
You confused soda, you don’t know your lane,
Cherry? Cola? Bro, pick a name,
Every sip got me questioning life,
Like why this even made it past the first try
That jingle stuck—but not in a good way,
More like “turn it off” every single day,
You thought it was catchy? Nah, that’s cap,
Sound like a parody nobody asked
Meanwhile others smooth, yeah they keep it clean,
You out here sounding like a broken machine,
Auto-tune crying, beat off key,
Whole track sounding like a bad TV

(Bridge)
You had one job—just make it sound right,
Instead you dropped noise in the middle of the night,
Now every time it plays, yeah we all unite…
To turn it off quick—yeah, that’s on sight

(Hook)
23 problems and your flavor ain’t one,
But your jingle? Yeah, that’s where you done,
Tryna sound cool but it sound so dumb,
Hit skip real fast when that ad come on

(Outro)
Next time… keep it simple, keep it clean,
Or just stick to soda, stay off the scene.
'Cause that jingle?
Yeah… we not forgetting that.

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