Title: “Still Beeping Somewhere”
(Intro — whispered, confused)
Is this my shoe or a pigeon
Why is the ceiling apologizing
I think my name is… toaster?
Okay, rolling.
Verse 1
I woke up speaking fluent applesauce
The clock is melting into Thursday sauce
My elbow’s asking for a lawyer
And my tongue just joined a choir
There’s a nurse made out of Wi-Fi
Telling me to count to blue
I got to seven, saw a llama
Now I owe the moon a shoe
Pre-Chorus
My thoughts are in a shopping cart
With one bad wheel, going left
I tried to blink and missed a year
Now gravity needs a rest
Chorus
Beep beep, the room is singing
The floor smells like a hat
I’m laughing at a lampshade
‘Cause it knows where I left my cat
Whoa-oh, hold my pudding cup
Reality’s on mute
If this is Tuesday, tell it “hi”
I’m still downloading my boots
Verse 2
There’s a cowboy in my bloodstream
Riding ponies made of jam
My heartbeat’s doing jazz hands
Yelling “sir, yes sir, I am”
The alphabet fell down the stairs
Now E is before Q
I tried to text my eyebrows
But autocorrect said “moo”
Pre-Chorus
The ceiling fan’s my legal dad
It spins advice at me
“Drink some water, blink twice, kid”
Then it married a TV
Chorus
Beep beep, the room is singing
The walls are wearing pants
I waved at my reflection
And it asked me for a dance
Whoa-oh, hold my pudding cup
My knees are made of soup
If this is real, please lower it
I’m still untying the loop
Bridge (slow, dramatic, unnecessary)
Am I a sandwich or a promise
Did I leave the oven on
The sun just sneezed inside my head
Gesundheit, carry on
I hear a duck narrating life
In a very serious tone
“Sir, you dropped your consciousness”
Cool, I’ll pick it up at home
Breakdown (spoken)
Wait—
Why is everyone so tall
And why is my voice a triangle
Chorus
Beep beep, the room is singing
The bed’s applauding me
I bowed to a banana
For its service to the sea
Whoa-oh, hold my pudding cup
I’m rebooting my face
If I fall asleep mid-sentence
Please park me in a vase
Outro
Okay, I found my name in a drawer
Next to three beliefs and a fork
If I said anything weird, no I didn’t
But also… thank you, stork
(long pause)
…Can I keep the llama?
