Lyrics
[Verse]
Porfirio Fernandez
King of the caulk
Silent like a shadow
He don’t talk
Works alone
A one-man parade
Never leaves his house
Got the curtains stayed
[Prechorus]
They say he’s got a bunker
Zombie-proofed
Short fuse
Long nights
Always aloof
[Chorus]
Oh Porfirio
Porfirio
What’s your plan
Building up your fortress with your bare hands
Oh Porfirio
The mystery man
Gets his fuel at the M
Then he’s gone like sand
[Verse 2]
His temper’s a matchstick
Flick
Then boom
Hates small talk
Clears the room
In his garage
He’s the master of seal
But don’t ask him twice
Or you’ll feel his steel
[Bridge]
They whisper his name like a legend untold
Porfirio Fernandez
Heart of cold
Zombie slayer
Caulking king
Is he real
Or just a tale the neighbors sing
[Chorus]
Oh Porfirio
Porfirio
What’s your game
Always working
Never seeking fame
Oh Porfirio
The caulking flame
Gets his fuel at the M
Then he’s gone the same
Style
electric folk with rhythmic strumming and a bouncy basslinequirky
Prompt
We wanna talk about Porfirio Fernandez well-known player on the caulking scene like to work alone, never leave the house think he’s a zombie slayer super short temper, oh yeah, get his fuel at the M 
Credits
Prompt byTechnoWave446
GeneratedDec 11, 2025
ModelAria v5
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