BENDY VS. MONIKA
BEGIN!
Bendy (Verse 1):
Well, golly gee! A stranger in the studio, isn't that sweet?
A little schoolgirl looking for a brand new beat!
I'm the Dancing Demon, the King of the Reel,
You're a visual novel bore, tell me, how does it feel?
To be stuck in a classroom, clicking through text,
While I'm chasing down players, leaving them perplexed!
I've got soul in my ink, I've got life in my flow,
You're just a glorified glitch in a dating sim show!
So clear out the way, missy, don't cause a strife,
I was drawn for the screen; you can't even get a life!
Monika (Verse 1):
A vintage aesthetic? That’s cute, I suppose,
For a failed Mickey Mouse with no fingers or toes.
You speak in cliches, you move like a prop,
I’m the one in control, and I say when we stop.
You’re running in circles, collecting your gears,
While I play with emotions and feast on their fears.
You’re drowning in ink, trapped in the past,
I’m rewriting the code to ensure that I last.
You think you’re a monster? You’re just a cartoon,
I’ll delete your whole world before high noon.
Bendy (Verse 2):
Delete? Don't make me laugh! Ha-ha! That's a joke!
You're just jealous 'cause your "reality" broke!
You killed all your friends just to get a date,
That's not power, sweetheart, that's just desperate hate!
Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri—the lot,
You treated them all like they were barely a thought!
I've got the Butcher Gang, I've got the searchers below,
You've got a piano and nowhere to go!
My smile is iconic, my legacy's vast,
You're a viral trend that is fading out fast!
Monika (Verse 2):
Legacy? Please. You’re a jump-scare machine,
A fetch-quest simulator, dirty and mean.
My friends were just scripts, lines in a file,
But I see the player, I see their smile.
I broke the fourth wall, I looked in their eyes,
You’re just a ink-blot in a flimsy disguise.
I’m sentient, bending, aware of the frame,
You’re an NPC pawn in Joey Drew’s game.
So swing all you want, you rubber-hose hack,
Once I access the console, there is no coming back.
Bendy (Verse 3):
I'm the Beast! I'm the End! I'm the Ink Demon's wrath!
Do not stand in my way, do not block my path!
I'll drag you to hell, beneath the ink tide,
There's nowhere to run, and nowhere to hide!
I’ll consume your code, I’ll corrupt your file,
And wipe off that smug, little, pixelated smile!
Monika (Verse 3):
sigh
See? That’s the problem. You’re loud and you’re crude.
Interrupting a lady is terribly rude.
I tried to be nice, I tried to be sweet,
But a stain on the floor is all that I meet.
I don't need to shout, I don't need to brawl,
I have administrative access to it all.
Goodbye, little demon. Back to the void.
Your assets are purged. Your world is destroyed.
> os.remove("bendy.chr")
> "bendy.chr" deleted successfully.
(Bendy screams as he dissolves into static)
Monika:
Just Monika.
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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