[Intro]
[Annoying Female voice]
Marinette Dupain Cheng. Long time no see.
[Female 2]
Hi Chloe. What do you want from me now?
[Annoying Female voice]
Nothing really. Just stay away from Adrien Agreste. He’s mine. He’s perfect, and you’re. Well. You’re nothing to him. You’re just the baker’s daughter to him and everyone here in this school.
[Annoying Female voice]
Marinette Dupain Cheng. You think you’re so smart. Well, news flash! I’m the only one that counts around this school! The Mayor’s daughter has all the bedazzle and bling! Nothing about you stands out! Your clothes look. Ugh! Handmade.
[Female 2]
That’s because they are. I made them myself.
[Annoying Female voice]
Whatever. There’s nothing special about your clothes and you! Someone like you could never be friends with Adrien! My Adrikins!
[Chorus]
You’re ridiculous! Utterly Ridiculous! Your clothes! Your pigtails! Even your bling is nothing compared to mine! There’s nothing special about you. The baker’s daughter! You’re think you’re so smart with your fashion designs. But I’m the real deal! And you’re just ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!
[Female 2]
Chloe. Why do you always do this? What do you get out of this?
[Annoying Female voice]
The joy of seeing you understand your place. Someone like you could never be put to my standards. You need to be taught a lesson, Dupain Cheng.
[Bridge]
[Annoying Female voice]
Someone like you would never understand how things work around here. You’re just an amateur fashion designer. You’re nothing like that Gabriel Agreste. Someone who knows his way around fashion designs. Just look at my sweater! Bling! Bedazzle! Oh! And he’s rich too. The Agreste family is everything your family isn’t! The perfect family! They’ve got style unlike yours! Even Adrikins is so much better than you’ll ever be! My Adrikins!
[Chorus]
You’re ridiculous! Utterly Ridiculous! Your clothes! Your pigtails! Even your bling is nothing compared to mine! There’s nothing special about you. The baker’s daughter! You’re think you’re so smart with your fashion designs. But I’m the real deal! And you’re just ridiculous! Utterly ridiculous!
[Female 2]
You’re right Chloe. I’ll never be someone like you. And I’m glad. I could never be that cold hearted.
[Bridge]
[Female 2]
Picking on someone who never bothered you. Someone who actually saw you as a friend. You were never someone who cared others. All you care about is yourself. I’m glad I’m not someone like you. Someone who only cares about money and bling. Even Adrien Agreste is someone better than you. He would never treat anyone like the way you treat others. He actually cares about others. Unlike you. You’re the one who is ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous!
[Annoying Female voice]
How dare you?! My father will hear about this!
[Female 2]
Go ahead. Do your worst, Chloe Bourgeois. I’m not putting up with your bullying! You have no power over me anymore.
[Annoying female voice]
You’re not worth it. You’re utterly ridiculous and always will be.