[Intro]
Yeah
It’s-a me?
…nah, wrong bro
Green hat in the building, let’s go (ok)
[Verse 1]
Name’s Luigi, taller sibling
Got the jump, got the rhythm
Plunger on my back like I’m ready for a mission
Eating garlic knots while I sharpen up the vision
Heard a cry from the sky, “DBS in distress!”
I was fixing up a pipe, got sauce on my vest
Phone buzz, group chat
“King Little Tortilla on attack!”
Tiny cape, salsa crown on his head
Throwing spicy chips, leaving crumbs where he tread
He kidnapped DBS, stuffed ‘em in a taco shell
I said “Mama mia, that’s rude as—” [record scratch]
[Chorus]
Luigi save the day, hey, hey (uh)
King Little Tortilla, back away (back up)
DBS in the shell, I don’t play (no way)
Green ‘stache, green drip, all the way
Luigi save the day, hey, hey
Tiny tortilla, you’re a snack, not a king, ok? (ok!)
DBS in the shell, I don’t play
Green ‘stache, green drip, all the way (let’s go)
[Verse 2]
Pulled up to the fortress, smelled like beans
Hot sauce moat and a cheese machine
Guards made of nachos, crunch under feet
One wrong move and you stuck in the cheese
I double-jump over, parkour on the plate
Kicked a queso cannon, now it’s raining on his cape
He yelling, “I’m the ruler, I’m the bite-size boss!”
I said, “You the kids’ menu, I’m the combo with the sauce”
DBS yelling, “Bro, hurry up, I’m the filling!”
Shell getting warm, this tortilla villain chilling
So I slide, baseball, straight to the throne
Hit him with the plunger like “get in the cone” (bonk)
[Chorus]
[Chorus]
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals]
Little tortilla
You not that deep
You a side dish, dude
I’m the whole feast
[normal voice]
You got crunch?
I got clout
You got crumbs?
I take ‘em out
Free DBS, now we dipping on the run
Turn the evil fortress to a taco truck for fun (yup)
Everybody line up, party in the street
Even King Tortilla handing out free eats (that’s right)
[Chorus]