Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah
It’s-a me
Luigi
…kinda
[Verse 1]
Luigi left Florida, said “I’m goin’ global”
Got a fake map, wrong side of the postal
Tried smuggling lizards in a laundry bag
Tripped at the border, dropped the whole stash (dang)
Mask on crooked, think he look real mean
Got spinach in his teeth, not a laser beam
He armed, he dangerous (at least he brag)
Gun don’t fire, just a fancy flag
[Chorus]
Luigi the worst smuggler (worst)
Can’t aim, can’t drive, can’t hustle ya (nah)
Gun don’t shoot but it pops your glass
Break your car window, then he trips on the dash
Luigi the worst smuggler (hey)
Mask all sideways, pockets all jumbled up
Tryna act slick but he just go “splat”
Whole crew laughin’ when he yell “attack!”
[Verse 2]
Always mask up for the grand “ambush”
He sneeze in the mask, now he can’t see bush
Run to the getaway, hop in the groom car
Wedding day whip, yeah he ain’t get far
Tux in the trunk, veil on the dash
He slam on the gas, then immediate crash (skrrt)
Can’t escape nothin’, not even a broom
He trip on the handle, knocks himself out, boom
[Chorus]
Style
rapplayful boom-bap with crisp drumsbouncy bassand cartoonish sound fx. male vocals with a comedicanimated delivery; ad-libs punch up every joke. hook gets big with gang shouts and simple chant backing. short synth stabs and record-stop moments highlight punchlineskeeping the whole thing light and jokeynot menacing.
Prompt
Luigi left Florida for ilegal smuggling he's armed, but the gun dont shot, but will break your cars window always mask up for any attack he can’t scape on a groom because he will crash, funny rap song
Credits
Prompt by
cancionesai23
cancionesai23GeneratedJan 6, 2026
ModelAria v5
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