There once was a lady, quite peculiar and strange
With a plan quite absurd, a comical range
She loathed all the clowns, their red noses and shoes
So she hatched a wild plot, with a mayonnaise ruse
Mayo mayhem, a sticky affair
Covering herself, without a single care
A walking, talking, condiment queen
Sad clowns, her twisted, bizarre scene
From head to her toes, a mayonnaise coat
A sticky disaster, a comical boat
She wandered the circus, a ghostly white sight
Clowns turned away, in horror and fright
Mayo mayhem, a sticky affair
Covering herself, without a single care
A walking, talking, condiment queen
Sad clowns, her twisted, bizarre scene
The ringmaster was baffled, the audience in shock
As she danced and she twirled, a mayonnaise block
The clowns tried to laugh, but their smiles were quite weak
As mayonnaise dripped down, a comical leak
Mayo mayhem, a sticky affair
Covering herself, without a single care
A walking, talking, condiment queen
Sad clowns, her twisted, bizarre scene