Mmmmmmmmayo

There once was a lady, quite peculiar and strange

With a plan quite absurd, a comical range

She loathed all the clowns, their red noses and shoes

So she hatched a wild plot, with a mayonnaise ruse

Mayo mayhem, a sticky affair

Covering herself, without a single care

A walking, talking, condiment queen

Sad clowns, her twisted, bizarre scene

From head to her toes, a mayonnaise coat

A sticky disaster, a comical boat

She wandered the circus, a ghostly white sight

Clowns turned away, in horror and fright

Mayo mayhem, a sticky affair

Covering herself, without a single care

A walking, talking, condiment queen

Sad clowns, her twisted, bizarre scene

The ringmaster was baffled, the audience in shock

As she danced and she twirled, a mayonnaise block

The clowns tried to laugh, but their smiles were quite weak

As mayonnaise dripped down, a comical leak

Mayo mayhem, a sticky affair

Covering herself, without a single care

A walking, talking, condiment queen

Sad clowns, her twisted, bizarre scene