You’re So Gay

(Category is…)

Charisma! Uniqueness! Nerve! Talent!

Cue the spotlight…

You’re so gay!

Pink fur coat and a face beat clean

Serving every color of the magazine

Walk in late, steal every frame

Everybody already knows your name

Throw a wink, strike a pose

Higher heels than anyone knows

Life’s a runway, baby, don’t play

We’re making every day a cabaret

Pop the fan—clack!

Turn around—snatch!

If they stare, blow a kiss

They’ll never serve a look like this

You’re so gay! (And we love that!)

Stealing every spotlight, never look back

Lip gloss popping, glitter on display

Honey, you’re so gay!

You’re so gay! (Own the runway!)

Living like it’s Pride every single day

Heels up high, let the DJ play

Honey, you’re so gay!

Reading’s fun but kindness wins

Laugh so loud the night begins

Sequins sparkle, lashes fly

Disco stars across the sky

Werk the room from side to side

Everybody feeling pride

No dull moments, no disguise

Just living loud and living bright

Hands in the air, let the beat ignite

Every queen’s a superstar tonight

From the ballroom to the main stage lights

Everybody shine tonight!

“Werk!”

“Slay!”

“Pose!”

“Spin!”

“Category is… ICON!”

(House beat drops into ballroom vogue rhythm)

You’re so gay! (Say it proudly!)

Turn the music up and sing it loudly

Love yourself in every way

Honey, you’re so gay!

You’re so gay! (Celebration!)

Serving love without hesitation

Strike a pose and own your space

Baby, that’s amazing grace!

Lights on…

Heels clicked…

Crowd screaming…

Now sashay away.