Retired or retarded

Well now that i've made it to this age

What do i do

Cash it all my 401 and left my job

I got my benefits in the bank

Now what do you thank

I dont know if im retired or retarded

All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in

Dont know if im retired

Or retarded

That makes my baby grin

I dont have to wake early

I can lay on the couch

And watch a movie

I dont have to worry

About gas to get to work

I am through with that

I dont know if im retired or retarded

All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in

Dont know if im retired

Or retarded

That makes my baby grin

I dont have to wake up

I dont even have to shave

I can just do what i want

Until they lay me in my grave

I thought id party

Drink a lot beer

But now that i am here

All i wanna do is disappear

And Hide from everybody

Now i dont have to worry about leaving early

Waiting on my check to come in

I already have enough to spend

I dont know if im retired or retarded

By retired i dont work no more

And by retarded i dont know what to do woth all this time

I have on my hands

I guess i better make some plans

I dont know if im retired or retarded

All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in

Dont know if im retired

Or retarded

That makes my baby grin