Well now that i've made it to this age
What do i do
Cash it all my 401 and left my job
I got my benefits in the bank
Now what do you thank
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I dont know if im retired or retarded
All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in
Dont know if im retired
Or retarded
That makes my baby grin
I dont have to wake early
I can lay on the couch
And watch a movie
I dont have to worry
About gas to get to work
I am through with that
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I dont know if im retired or retarded
All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in
Dont know if im retired
Or retarded
That makes my baby grin
I dont have to wake up
I dont even have to shave
I can just do what i want
Until they lay me in my grave
I thought id party
Drink a lot beer
But now that i am here
All i wanna do is disappear
And Hide from everybody
Now i dont have to worry about leaving early
Waiting on my check to come in
I already have enough to spend
I dont know if im retired or retarded
By retired i dont work no more
And by retarded i dont know what to do woth all this time
I have on my hands
I guess i better make some plans
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I dont know if im retired or retarded
All i know is i got a little bit of money coming in
Dont know if im retired
Or retarded
That makes my baby grin