[Verse]
May your toast always burn on one side
May your shoelaces fray then snap when you tie
Hope your phone falls face down in the rain
And your Netflix freezes mid-scene again
[Prechorus]
I ain't bitter
Just a little bit mean
Sending wishes like a vending machine
[Chorus]
Hope you miss when you poop
Hope it lands nearby
Get splashed when you pish
And it hits your thigh
Oh karma’s a thing and it's swinging on through
Hope you miss when you poop
Yeah I hope you do
[Verse 2]
May your socks find puddles deep and cold
May your zipper get stuck when you're feeling bold
Hope your popcorn's stale when you sit to snack
And your car's outta gas on the way back
[Prechorus]
I ain't petty
Just a little unkind
Casting spells from this ornery mind
[Chorus]
Hope you miss when you poop
Hope it lands nearby
Get splashed when you pish
And it hits your thigh
Oh karma’s a thing and it's swinging on through
Hope you miss when you poop
Yeah I hope you do