Mushrooms and multivitamins

I used to chase love like a squirrel on Red Bull,

Now I wear Crystals and just nod like a guru, who knew enlightenment could be so blind.

Tried marriage four times—hey, I gave it my best,

But now I date intuition… and occasionally universe will text me back

I took a mushroom and a multivitamin,

Talked to a tree, said, “You’re lookin’ enlightened, friend.”

I journal my dreams and I protein my shakes,

I’m a mix of hot mess and amazing mistakes.

Oh, I’m healing… and it’s weird… but it’s mine and these days I’m feeling pretty fine.

Got abs of intention and calves full of doubt,

Still can’t can’t keep a routine but I’ll chakra it out.

I danced with a wolf and dragon while I saged my ex’s name,

Then I hit the gym thinking, “Damn, growth is lame. Who needs this much pain.”

I tried breathwork… passed out.

Did yoga… now my spine has trust issues.

Asked the stars for a sign,

They sent me a parking ticket in Pisces.

Looking for the right road with more than one way laid before me. One day I’m sure I’ll see.

Yeah, I took a mushroom and a multivitamin,

Asked a squirrel if it knew what alignment is.

I ghosted my past, but it still likes my posts,

Now I talk to the moon more than most of my folks.

But I’m smiling… and it’s weird… but it’s fine. These days I’m changing I just need more time.

So if you’re lost in the woods with a weird little grin,

Just breathe in the moment and enjoy the trip that you are in.

Life’s a wild ride with no damn map,

But at least now I laugh when I fall flat on my ass.