[Intro]
Hey now, gather ‘round, it’s quite the tale,
Of Harry and his friend who’s green and frail.
A cucumber, you see, oh what a sight,
Join the fun, we’re laughing tonight!
[Verse 1]
Harry thought he’d take a stroll one day,
With his veggie buddy, come what may.
But the cops didn't find it sublime,
They took one look and shouted, "Hey, this ain't no thyme!"
[Pre-Chorus]
He said, “Officer, don’t make a fuss,
It’s just my cucumber, it comes with trust!”
But the flashing lights weren’t shining on a joke,
Now Harry’s scared, and the cucumber’s broke!
[Chorus]
Oh Harry and his singular cucumber,
Caught up in trouble, oh what a blunder!
Laughing on a list, it's a party on the run,
Singing edgy humor ‘bout a vegetable fun!
[Verse 2]
They searched his pockets, found more in there,
A pickle jar hidden, a wild affair!
"Is this contraband?" the officer mused,
To think all this drama came from what's fused!
[Pre-Chorus]
Now, Harry’s friends can’t stop the tease,
Made a meme of the moment with a side of cheese.
"Don’t leave home without your prized gourds!"
As laughter erupts, it feels like a hoard!
[Chorus]
Oh Harry and his singular cucumber,
Caught up in trouble, oh what a blunder!
Laughing on a list, it's a party on the run,
Singing edgy humor ‘bout a vegetable fun!
[Bridge]
So if you ever think to roam,
With your veggie sidekick, be careful at home.
This tale’s a riot, it's not just a fluke,
Just don’t get caught with your pickled loot!
[Outro]
Oh Harry and his singular cucumber,
Now a legend known, it’ll never encumber.
In every party, we’re raising a cheer,
To Harry and his friend, let’s all persevere!
