Political Suicide

Extra! Extra! Big news,

in the city

They found a body,

on the courthouse steps

When they rolled him over there was awe and shock

In his left hand he held a Coney Island token

But in his right hand he held his

wallet

He was a man who worked,

in the Mayors Office

He had arranged

The Mayors secret affairs

But he liked to gossip, a bit

He got the Mayor

In deep shit

What a way to commit

Political Suicide

The Coroner’s report read,

Blunt force trauma, to his head

He was deader than dead

Accidental blunt force trauma to the head

He talked too much

Sadly now he’s dead

And everyone commented it looked like

Political Suicide

There once was a President

of a popular country

Who liked to stick his dick

In every pretty gal he saw

He was riding in a car with his wife

When somebody shot him and took his life

Some think it’s because of a woman he was screwing

The coroner’s report it read

He was killed by a shot to THE head

But some people think he was killed

By

political suicide

There was a Senator involved in a

scandal Why thats scandalous!

He wanted to be

The President Just like his brother

But out the door all those plans went

When a woman drowned in his car

Everyone said

he escaped

Political Suicide

Politics

Is a cutthroat profession

Scandal and gossip are everywhere

Sometimes the crime no one sees

If discovered

can bring politicians To their knees

If Someone discovers their crime

They may end up doing hard time

or they could be committing

Political suicide

©️ 2024 Linda Falk