Extra! Extra! Big news,
in the city
They found a body,
on the courthouse steps
When they rolled him over there was awe and shock
In his left hand he held a Coney Island token
But in his right hand he held his
wallet
He was a man who worked,
in the Mayors Office
He had arranged
The Mayors secret affairs
But he liked to gossip, a bit
He got the Mayor
In deep shit
What a way to commit
Political Suicide
The Coroner’s report read,
Blunt force trauma, to his head
He was deader than dead
Accidental blunt force trauma to the head
He talked too much
Sadly now he’s dead
And everyone commented it looked like
Political Suicide
There once was a President
of a popular country
Who liked to stick his dick
In every pretty gal he saw
He was riding in a car with his wife
When somebody shot him and took his life
Some think it’s because of a woman he was screwing
The coroner’s report it read
He was killed by a shot to THE head
But some people think he was killed
By
political suicide
There was a Senator involved in a
scandal Why thats scandalous!
He wanted to be
The President Just like his brother
But out the door all those plans went
When a woman drowned in his car
Everyone said
he escaped
Political Suicide
Politics
Is a cutthroat profession
Scandal and gossip are everywhere
Sometimes the crime no one sees
If discovered
can bring politicians To their knees
If Someone discovers their crime
They may end up doing hard time
or they could be committing
Political suicide
©️ 2024 Linda Falk