Welcome to hell
Let me take you somewhere
You'll be safe there
Don't be afraid
We are all misfits
Our princess can help you
She will to see new face
Welcome to our little hotel
This here is Alastor he's been here for centuries
They call him the radio demon
He's an overlord and powerful
And a bit old fashioned
And angle dust over there
Well he's a Crack addict
A porn star with a good heart
His boss beats him on a daily
And behind the bar is husker
He a bit of a grumpy old cat
He drinks a little too much
But you should take his advice
And of course we got nifty
She keeps the place clean
But be careful she's a bit crazy
Killing the roaches and rats
It can make her go made
But don't worry about us
You'll fit right in
We work together
That's what family does
It's like Charlie said
It starts with sorry
We got your back till the vary end
In battle or in your after life
This here is Alastor he's been here for centuries
They call him the radio demon
He's an overlord and powerful
And a bit old fashioned
And angle dust over there
Well he's a Crack addict
A porn star with a good heart
His boss beats him on a daily
And behind the bar is husker
He a bit of a grumpy old cat
He drinks a little too much
But you should take his advice
And of course we got nifty
She keeps the place clean
But be careful she's a bit crazy
Killing the roaches and rats
It can make her go made
Take a seat at the bar
Tell husker about your day
Take some time to yourself
Well get you settled in
So just take it easy for the rest of the day
No angles will get you here
This here is Alastor he's been here for centuries
They call him the radio demon
He's an overlord and powerful
And a bit old fashioned
And angle dust over there
Well he's a Crack addict
A porn star with a good heart
His boss beats him on a daily
And behind the bar is husker
He a bit of a grumpy old cat
He drinks a little too much
But you should take his advice
And of course we got nifty
She keeps the place clean
But be careful she's a bit crazy
Killing the roaches and rats
It can make her go made
Redemption
It sounds to good to be true
But maybe some
Some of us Aren’t worth the time
But if we want to bad enough we'll get there
Heaven don't want us
They think we got what we deserve
That's why they exterminate.
This here is Alastor he's been here for centuries
They call him the radio demon
He's an overlord and powerful
And a bit old fashioned
And angle dust over there
Well he's a Crack addict
A porn star with a good heart
His boss beats him on a daily
And behind the bar is husker
He a bit of a grumpy old cat
He drinks a little too much
But you should take his advice
And of course we got nifty
She keeps the place clean
But be careful she's a bit crazy
Killing the roaches and rats
It can make her go made