[Intro – distorted speaker voice, childlike tone]
"Hi there! Welcome to McDeath’s...
Would you like fear with that?"
static crackle... laughing... toy jingle plays in reverse
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[Verse 1]
Pulled up late in a busted ride
Dollar menu got a demon inside
Clown in the window, smile too wide
Eyes like grease pits, soulless and fried
“Come on in,” he said with a hiss
“Free refill on your last wish”
I step through doors that creak like bone
PlayPlace empty, but I’m not alone
Chicken nuggets crawling off the tray
Grimace in the freezer with a human fillet
Drive-thru girl with ketchup tears
Hands me a milkshake full of fears
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[Hook]
🎵 McDeath’s, McDeath’s — where burgers scream
Deep-fried sins in an ice cream dream
Golden arches, blood-stained tiles
Ronald’s got your order... and your final smile 🎵
🎵 McDeath’s, McDeath’s — clown don’t sleep
He’s flippin’ patties made of secrets you keep
Welcome to the menu of despair
Your combo comes with a thousand-yard stare 🎵
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[Verse 2]
Number 9 with a side of pain
Cashier twitchin’ like a video game
Toilet door says “Play With Me”
And the mirror reflects who I used to be
Ronald’s floatin’ in a ball pit of screams
Feeding Big Macs to forgotten dreams
Birthday cake with a face and teeth
Candles whisper, “you can’t leave”
Saws in the fryer, eyes in the grease
Manager's office just says “FEAST”
Filet-O-Fear, sauce full of spite
“Would you like to upgrade to eternal night?”
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[Bridge – creepy chant, reversed vocals layered]
🎵 Eat, sleep, serve, die / under arches black as sky
One bite, soul sold / ice cream cone turns you cold
Tick-tock, fry the clock / hear the playground start to talk
No escape, too late / special sauce seals your fate 🎵
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[Hook – darker, more distorted]
🎵 McDeath’s, McDeath’s — the combo’s cursed
Where every shift gets slightly worse
Smile for the camera, hold your tray
You're on the schedule... forever and a day 🎵
🎵 McDeath’s, McDeath’s — your happy’s gone
The toys play back when the lights flip on
No exit sign, no final bell
You clock in — and wake up in hell 🎵
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[Outro – glitching jingle, fading into eerie silence]
“I’m loooovin’ it…” — in a slowed demonic whisper
Drive-thru bell rings one last time. Static.
Then:
“Next victim please…”
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Masterdkassovic
