Steamed sardines

I went from swimming freely

in the vast seas

to living with other people

in a can of sardines

I went from being the happiest man

this world has ever seen

to a homicidal maniac

blasting total strangers into smitherines

this warm heart has grown cold

I'm as frigid as they come or more

don't touch me without warning

or I'll blow this Village

to Kingdom Come for sure

those without sense enough to run

are destined to become

incineration ashes

shoveled into Mass Graves

unmarked by any names or passage

God can sort them out

like a secretary

with a desk full of paperwork

it's an important job

did you think that he spends

all day at church?

no, he's sick and tired

of hearing you ungrateful little shits complaining about Paradise

well, come to find out

it's not too late to evict

and you don't need a written notice

or 48 hours to pack up your junk

all it really takes is a blowtorch

or he can just make a volcano erupt

just leave a change of address form

so that he can forward you

the security deposit

sorry, I'm only being sarcastic

you'll be lucky to get out of here

With your life

to be perfectly honest...

I went from swimming freely

in the vast seas

to living with other people

in a can of sardines

I went from being the happiest man

this world has ever seen

to a homicidal maniac

blasting total strangers into smitherines