Simp city blues

Simp City Blues

(Chorus)

Yo, Gabriel and Arvin, in the friendzone deep,

Simpin’ on Paige, but she ain’t lose no sleep,

Lunchables and Uncrustables, that’s their whole vibe,

But they can’t even get a date, man, they should just hide.

(Verse 1)

Yo, Gabriel, you rollin’ with them thick-ass glasses,

Flirtin’ in math class, thinkin’ you’re slick with the passes,

But Paige ain’t checkin’ you, man, you lookin' tragic,

Sippin’ on hope, but your game is outright magic.

(Verse 2)

Then we got Arvin, with that chopped-up hair,

Braces on his grill, but Paige don't care,

At recess, he flexin’, tryin’ to spit some lines,

But girl’s over there laughin’, just wasting her time.

(Chorus)

Yo, Gabriel and Arvin, in the friendzone deep,

Simpin’ on Paige, but she ain’t lose no sleep,

Lunchables and Uncrustables, that’s their whole vibe,

But they can’t even get a date, man, they should just hide.

(Verse 3)

Both of you clowns, stuck in simp mode,

Tryna win her heart, but you both got no code,

Gabriel with the math jokes, Arvin with the banter,

But Paige just scrollin’, like she’s lookin’ for a raptor.

(Verse 4)

Yo, step back, boys, let a thug take the stage,

Your love life’s a joke, it’s like turnin’ a page,

In a book that’s all blank, no romance on the line,

While you’re munchin' on snacks, she’s just tryin’ to shine.

(Chorus)

Gabriel and Arvin, in the friendzone deep,

Simpin’ on Paige, but she ain’t lose no sleep,

Lunchables and Uncrustables, that’s their whole vibe,

But they can’t even get a date, man, they should just hide.

(Outro)

So take a step back, boys, it’s time to retreat,

Your simpin’s so weak, you can’t even compete,

While you’re busy dreamin’, she’s out livin’ free,

Gabriel and Arvin, let Paige just be.