Full Tandoor Yaar

Subah uthta dus baje, fir bhi bole – "Main thakta hoon"

Chai bhi na bana sake, par kehta – "Main toh artist hoon!"

Kaam mile toh ho jaaye gaayab,

Par meme bhejne mein champ hai yeh nawaab!

Yeh hai apni yaari kamaal,

Har friend ek alag bawal!

Hasaawe, rulaye, kare hungama,

Bina inke sab kuch drama!

Drama queen ka rona alag hi level ka scene,

Insta pe quote, par smile machine.

Selfie mein filter ka chakravyuh,

Aur caption likhe: "Bas zindagi ki baat hai tu..."

Yeh hai apni yaari kamaal,

Har friend ek alag bawal!

Tiffin mein ghusa bhookha bhai,

Bole “Bas ek bite de yaar, bhai!”

Maggi khud ki na de kabhi,

Par teri plate mein pyar sabhi.

Topper bole – “Main toh genius hoon,”

Par copy kare jaise mission ho koi moon!

Bridge mein thoda dil se bolo –

Paagal hain sab, par apne hain yeh,

Har problem mein saath khade rehte.

Dil se yaar, dimaag se dheet,

Par inke bina life lagti cheat!

Yeh gang hai asli jhakaas,

Bina paisa bhi lagte khaas!

Chahe fight ho ya ho pyaar,

Zindagi ka asli tadka – FULL TANDOOR YAAR!