SPAM and EGGS

In a world so vast and wide,

There's a treasure I can't hide,

Sizzlin' warm on my plate,

Spam’s the king, can't wait!

Wrapped in seaweed, rice so tight,

The taste of heaven, pure delight,

Nothing else compares to this,

Spam's the joy I can't miss!

Spam, my sacred thing, my best friend,

Tastes so divine, on which I depend,

Eggs and Spam, a perfect pair,

Nothing else matters, because it's rare!

Slice it thick, fry it crisp,

Take a bite, it’s pure bliss,

From breakfast to the end of day,

Spam, you'll always stay!

Oh, Spam, my eternal love,

Sent from heaven above,

Nothing in better, not even 100

Beer kegs,

Because I’d always rather have SPAM and eggs!