Cookie Jar After Midnight

[Verse 1]
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Crumbs on the counter, lid twisted far
A thumbprint on glass, a fork on the plate
Somebody moved fast, then they vanished away
I asked the whole room, got a wall of grins
Four empty wrappers and a trail of sins
If it was you, better own that stare
'Cause I can smell sugar in the evening air
[Chorus]
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Tell me, tell me, I don't wanna go far
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Hands up now, let's settle this scar
[Verse 2]
The tin was heavy, now it's light as a lie
One bite missing from the corner of pie
My brother's laughing with his mouth half full
My sister says she saw a shadow in the hall
The dog had frosting on his sleepy old nose
The cat was innocent, or so the story goes
I checked the shelf where the receipts get lost
[Chorus]
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Tell me, tell me, I don't wanna go far
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Hands up now, let's settle this scar
[Bridge]
In the left pocket: a blue gum wrapper, one marble, two bus tokens
In the right pocket: a church key, a bent key, a coin that smells like soap
Top drawer: paperclips, a spare button, a note that says "later"
Bottom drawer: a flashlight, a tag from a coat, three sugar packets
Sock drawer: nothing but dust and a single cookie crumb
Desk drawer: a spoon, a matchbook, and a confession torn in half
[Chorus]
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Tell me, tell me, I don't wanna go far
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?
Who took the cookie, who took the cookie?
Come on now, the night's gone dark

Lean, mischievous alt-pop with handclap drive, rubbery bass, and a dusty toy-box synth hook that keeps circling like a dare; late-song energy that feels like the room thinning out, then one last crowd chant and a snapped-out final chorus, male vocals