[Verse 1]
Bean Dip came in grinning
Talkin’ like he knew
Jackie got that swagger
And Bean Dip liked the view
He leaned across the table
Like, “Man, don’t make me blush”
Then Jackie raised an eyebrow
And Bean Dip lost his tough
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, he can’t play it cool
No, he can’t pretend
Every time Jackie walks by
Bean Dip’s a mess again
[Chorus]
Bean Dip loves Jackie
Loves Jackie, yeah
Bean Dip loves Jackie
Can’t even lie, man
Bean Dip loves Jackie
That’s the whole scene
Bean Dip loves Jackie
And Jackie knows what I mean
[Verse 2]
He tries to act normal
But he never lasts
One look and he’s stumbling
Right back into laughs
He says it in a whisper
Then says it way too loud
“Jackie’s got a big one”
And now they’re both red-faced in the crowd
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, he can’t play it cool
No, he can’t pretend
Every time Jackie walks by
Bean Dip’s a mess again
[Chorus]
Bean Dip loves Jackie
Loves Jackie, yeah
Bean Dip loves Jackie
Can’t even lie, man
Bean Dip loves Jackie
That’s the whole scene
Bean Dip loves Jackie
And Jackie knows what I mean
[Bridge]
Look at Bean Dip melt now
Look at Jackie grin
Some things hit so hard
You just fold right in
[Final Chorus]
Bean Dip loves Jackie
Loves Jackie, yeah
Bean Dip loves Jackie
Can’t even lie, man
Bean Dip loves Jackie
That’s the whole scene
Bean Dip loves Jackie
And Jackie knows what I mean