[Verse]
Chris with the clumsy sway in his stride
Whiskey glass tipping like a rollercoaster ride
Laughing hard while the floor seems to warp
It's awkward chaos but it's comic gold to absorb
[Verse 2]
He's spilling stories louder than the jukebox blast
Tangled in his words like he's stuck in the past
I see him waltz when there’s no music to play
It's pure disaster and I can't look away
[Chorus]
Clumsy drinking the bottles keep spinning
Spill half your beer but you're still grinning
Life's a mess but the laughs won't delay
Falling from my chair watching the fray
[Bridge]
Boots slipping on the sticky bar floor
He's dancing through chaos just begging for more
Awkward and wild but sure free as a bird
That clumsy drinking’s the best thing I’ve heard
[Verse 3]
The bar roars loud electric in the air
Neon blinks through his dizzy-eyed stare
He trips on nothing but keeps up the groove
How does he do it when nothing is smooth?
[Chorus]
Clumsy drinking bottles keep spinning
Spill half your beer but you're still grinning
Life's a mess but the laughs won't delay
Falling from my chair watching the fray