Comedy Back Benidorm 3

We’ve seen it all before, but we still want more,

Sun loungers lined up by that Solana door,

The sangria’s flowing, Mateo’s still flirting,

We’re sat on the sofa — the reruns ain’t working!

We’ve laughed ‘til we cried, it’s still top-tier,

But come on Derren, it’s been too many years,

The fanbase is massive, the people still cheer,

We need our Garveys back — crystal clear!

Bring back Benidorm, Derren do your thing,

We need that sunshine, let the Costa laughs ring,

We’re stuck on the couch, quoting Madge all day,

It’s time for more chaos by the poolside café!

[Echo]Oi Oi! We want the laughs!

Oi Oi! We need that cast!

From Kenneth’s salon to Neptune’s bar,

Benidorm’s still the superstar!

I’ve seen Mick Garvey in his shorts ten times,

Janice rolling eyes while Madge throws lines,

Liam’s mop and Jacqueline’s sass,

We’ve binged the box set but it won’t surpass…

That magic of Benidorm, bold and bright,

Cheesy, cheeky, pure delight,

So Derren mate, pick up the pen,

Let’s get the Garveys back again!

Bring back Benidorm, give the fans their fix,

We’re craving the madness, those classic tricks,

It’s been too long, we’re missing the show,

Time for more tan lines and comedy glow!

Oi Oi! Sunshine laughs!

Oi Oi! Bring back the cast!

That Solana vibe, we miss it bad,

The best show the Costa ever had!

We’ve watched the reruns, we’ve worn out the discs,

But nothing beats the Benidorm twists,

Derren Litten, hear our cheer,

Bring Back Benidorm — THIS YEAR! 🎉🌴