(Intro — Woman’s Sassy Voice)
“Get the FUCK OVER HERE ANUBIS you little shit!”
A gentle whisper in the dark…
right before the storm hits.
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(Verse 1 — Explosive Entrance)
The moment the echo fades,
His silhouette awakens—
A black-fur omen rising
With the night he’s overtaken.
Eyes glowing like embers in a cosmic grave,
A tiny shadow-demon that I proudly raise.
Fetch-playing fury with claws of delight,
My spicy little monster born from midnight.
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(Pre-Breakdown — Chant)
He’s my son—
He’s my beast—
The royal kitty terror from the living room feast.
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(Breakdown 1 — Hammer-Heavy)
A—NU—BIS!
Tear the darkness wide!
Little demon king
With the chaos in his stride!
Bounding through the night,
No mercy in his play—
A cuddle-powered menace
That never fades away!
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(Chorus — Grand, Melodic Deathcore)
Anubis the shadow, my heart in feline form,
A void-black guardian born inside the storm.
He plays fetch like a warrior from a mythic plane,
My cosmic little baby with thunder in his veins.
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(Verse 2 — Faster, More Violent Groove)
Zoomies like explosions ripping through the hall,
A whirlwind of fur answering every call.
He’s a deity in whiskers, a phantom in the den,
A legend reborn again and again.
His purrs are spells,
His stare is command,
A tiny ruler of darkness
With the world in his hand.
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(Breakdown 2 — Slam Section)
SPICY.
DEMON.
BABY.
Strike the earth beneath his feet!
FETCH-KING!
NIGHT-SPRITE!
Where shadow and thunder meet!
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(Final Chorus — Epic & Crushing)
Anubis the fearless, Anubis the flame,
My midnight little warrior who knows his name.
My son, my pride, my chaos wrapped in fur—
A miniature god with the sweetest purr.
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(Outro — Woman’s Sassy Voice, )
“WOW that’s like really rude.”
“He’s totally my son”
Haymaker
