I have so very many friends
Their name is scam likely
When they call me on the phone
I hang up and say "bite me!"
Most of them record our calls
Are they in the band
Likely
The Lozer Zone can take it all
Just do NOT fall for the hype
Skype me
I got the insurance
Hospital entrance visits
Decked the halls for Christmas
Made a bunch of people's wishes
Yet I cannot entertain the scam
It is just NOT who I really am
I am a man yet part of a band
Just let me tell you there is a plan
Cause it's a scam Likely
I say "Hey, just bite me..."
No you do NOT want to fight me,
Not even turn that way slightly...
What is a click
I am NOT talking about tickets
As far as S.L. I would say MOST are Wiccans...
No need to fret for fact or fiction
Because at this time
It is the point you are missing
Just Scam Likely
More than a bit just slightly
Scam Likely...
Seems to be more than it might be
Less than it could be more than slightly
Some say a good reason to leave
What you left on the left
To be a little more right wing
Maybe more than likely
It is a scam gosh darn dag nam
In the world I would love to live in
They would not have any hands
They would be chopped off
Or thrown in a cell next to the fat operator
Who helps stupid dudes get their rocks off
But fat must be burned
There are lessons to be learned
We all live and die all alone
That is just the way of the Lozer Zone
Could be a scam Likely
Still get some thrills
Cold spinal chills
A few more free pills or unchecked till
From the fills of oil spills
Or dairy production
While covering eruption
This guitar so far could be impaling Van Halen
Yet shipwrecked at an infection
After the last freaking election
After a Jap Kamikaze was just made with sake
Still all those that play the lottery
Are welcome in the Lozer Zone
Help out the school zones
There are many bones to pick w other shit
But you can take it from the tone
We all live and die alone
Yet that could be a scam Likely
Fuck it
Just bite me
G3isKey
