**[Intro]**
Uh… yeah…
This one goes out to all my dairy queens...
With them hydraulics in the bra…
We ain't lactose intolerant…
***
**[Verse 1]**
Yo, she walk in the room — boom!
Milk clouds fill the air like a dairy monsoon,
Double D tanks sloshin’ like a truckload of moo,
Said, “Baby, your bra need a lifeguard crew.”
She got them valves on lock, faucet game precise,
I’m like a cat at 3 AM — lappin’ it twice,
She ain’t got areolas, nah, she got **vinyl records**,
DJ tittie-spin, scratching beats on my neck, lord!
***
**[Hook] (Sung with fake R&B smoothness)**
🎵 Milk tits… (pour that in my cereal bowl) 🎵
🎵 Big nips… (bigger than an Oreo hole) 🎵
🎵 Shake ‘em, bake ‘em, dairy cow queen… 🎵
🎵 The lactose love machine! 🎵
***
**[Verse 2]**
Yo, I’m suckin’ on them headlights — high beam delight,
Nipple lookin’ like a dinner plate under the light,
I need GPS just to find the damn edge,
One lick halfway and I’m fallin’ off the ledge.
We ain’t talkin’ cute lil’ pepper seeds,
This that deep-dish nipple — Chicago-style tease,
You park a used car on that areola,
Serve a whole pizza pie, slide it over my shoulder.
***
**[Bridge]** *(spoken like stand-up mid-rap)*
See, this girl start lactatin’ mid-makeout,
I’m like — “Girl, this ain’t sexy... but pour it over these Frosted Flakes real quick.”
I ain’t wastin’ a drop!
We in a recession!
***
**[Hook]**
🎵 Milk tits… (pour that in my cereal bowl) 🎵
🎵 Big nips… (bigger than an Oreo hole) 🎵
🎵 Shake ‘em, bake ‘em, dairy cow queen… 🎵
🎵 The lactose love machine! 🎵
***
**[Verse 3]**
Got that full-fat flavor, none of that skim,
Milk moustache lookin’ like Santa, brim to brim,
We makin’ cheese in the sheets, mozzarella dreams,
Provolone passion, triple-cream screams…
Late-night at the crib we churnin’ that butter,
I slip, spill, slide — knock over the udder,
Yo, she my dairy supplier, never need a store,
Just ring them bells and watch that 2% pour!
***
**[Outro]**
Uh…
To all the queens with the pump-ready pride…
Let them milk falls flow, baby…
Cows may come and cows may go…
But them big-a** nipples? They eternal.
(*milk slosh sound effect, fade out*)
