Polar Opp

Ladies and gentleman skinny and stout

I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about

The admission is free so pay at the door

Now pull out a chair and sit on the floor

On one bright day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys got up to fight

Back to back they faced each other

Each Drew their swords and shot the other

The blind man came to see fair play

The mute man came to shout hooray

The deaf policeman heard the noise

And came to stop those two dead boys

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block

In a two story house on a vacant lot

A man with no legs came walking by

And kicked the lawman in his thigh

He crashed through a wall without making a sound

Into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned

A long black hearse came to cart him away

But he ran for his life and is gone to this day

I watched from the corner of the table

The only eyewitness to facts of my fable

If you doubt my lies are true

Just ask the blind man, he saw it too