[Intro – funky guitar + bass groove]
[vibe: pagi hari, udah hectic tapi pura-pura chill]
Ugh… still half awake,
Laptop on, but my soul’s on break.
Satu tangan ngetik, satu lagi pegang teh —
Trying my best not to panic, okay?
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[Verse 1 – playful & ironic]
Email masuk kayak badai,
Boss bilang, “Cepet ya, jangan santai.”
Padahal Wi-Fi-nya mood swing,
Dan aku udah habis feeling~
Printer error, file corrupt,
My brain’s gone, need a backup.
Teh manis di tangan kanan,
Ngomong pelan, “Besok aja diselesaikan~”
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[Pre-Chorus – build-up with brass & snaps]
Sometimes I wonder,
Why I work better under pressure?
Padahal jantung udah maraton,
Tapi senyumku tetap on
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[Chorus – energetic & catchy]
Deadline & teh, my everyday romance,
One brings stress, the other gives chance.
If life’s a PowerPoint, I’m on slide ninety,
Still no progress, but acting fancy~
Deadline & teh, duet paling setia,
Sama-sama pahit, tapi manis rasanya~
Kerja keras, tapi drama,
Bilang “chill aja” padahal udah trauma~
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[Verse 2 – funkier bassline, ad-libs & laugh]
Chat dari klien jam sebelas malam,
“Revisi dikit ya?” — ya ampun salam.
Aduh dikitnya kayak novel,
Tapi ku jawab, “Okay bos, easy level~”
No sleep, no time to eat,
Still got time to tweet
Story caption: “Grinding mode~”
Padahal cuma ganti font di slide road to overload!
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[Bridge – talk-rap section, witty tone]
Yo, working hard but staying chill,
Deadline’s close, but I got will.
Teh in hand, that’s my skill,
Stress is real, but smile still real!
Multitask? That’s a myth!
But let me act like I’m swift~
Boss online? I’m suddenly fast,
Padahal baru buka Word baris atas~
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[Pre-Final Chorus – smoother tone, jazzy chord switch]
Maybe I’m not lazy, just creative with delay,
Productivity in my own funny way~
Ku tahu nanti juga kelar,
Asal ada teh — segalanya lancar
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[Final Chorus – full band & layered vocals]
Deadline & teh, my daily duet,
Satu bikin stres, satu bikin forget~
Kalau hidup kayak spreadsheet,
Aku error tapi masih submit~
Deadline & teh, sweet and sarcastic,
Sama-sama hangat tapi agak sadistic~
Kalau gagal ya udah, minum lagi,
Besok masih ada revisi~
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[Outro – spoken outro with funky beat fade]
[beat pelan, brass soft, bunyi sendok aduk teh]
Life hack:
Kalau teh udah dingin,
itu tandanya… kamu kebanyakan mikir
JAOP
