“Butterball Neal (Deputy on Patrol)”
(Intro)
Yeahhh…
County line rider…
Badge shine brighter…
Butterball Neal in the house tonight!
(Verse 1)
Rollin’ down Main in the black-and-white cruiser,
Deputy Neal, lawman, never been a loser.
Boots on the ground, got the whole town safe,
Radio crackle while he tighten’ up his waist.
Got that star on his chest, yeah it gleam real bright,
Small-town sheriff but he stand real tall in a fight.
Folks talk slick ‘til they see that light bar flash,
Then they slow it on down, no more pedal to the gas.
Donuts in the morning, paperwork by noon,
Back roads dusty underneath that southern moon.
He ain’t fast but he steady, ain’t slick but he true,
If you call 9-1-1, Neal comin’ through.
(Hook)
Butterball Neal, yeah he hold it down,
Deputy Sheriff runnin’ this town.
Big badge swingin’, boots hit the ground,
When Neal roll up, better not clown around.
Butterball Neal, yeah the law stay real,
Blue lights flashin’ and you know the deal.
From the jailhouse keys to the county seal,
Salute that man — Deputy Neal.
(Verse 2)
Friday night lights, parked by the field,
Keepin’ peace steady while the crowd get loud and wild.
Mama say, “Neal, you stay safe out there,”
He tip his hat back, “Don’t you worry, I swear.”
Got a laugh like thunder, got a heart like gold,
Stories in the diner that never get old.
Knows every dirt road, every shortcut bend,
From the courthouse steps to the river’s end.
He ain’t chasin’ fame, ain’t chasin’ clout,
Just keepin’ small-town trouble stamped out.
When the siren sing, it’s a country song,
Deputy Neal keep ridin’ strong.
(Hook)
Butterball Neal, yeah he hold it down,
Deputy Sheriff runnin’ this town.
Big badge swingin’, boots hit the ground,
When Neal roll up, better not clown around.
Butterball Neal, yeah the law stay real,
Blue lights flashin’ and you know the deal.
From the jailhouse keys to the county seal,
Salute that man — Deputy Neal.
(Bridge)
From sunrise patrol to the midnight call,
If trouble start knockin’, he standin’ tall.
Not the fastest draw, not the leanest frame,
But respect run deep when you say his name.
(Outro)
Yeahhh…
Butterball Neal…
County’s finest on the scene…
Deputy Sheriff forever on the green…
