FORTNITE GOT ME LOSIN’ IT

Yeah

Ayy

Turn me up

Another night, another broken controller

Another promise I’m quittin’ this game forever

Then the boys text me “hop on”

…and somehow I’m back in the lobby again

Fortnite really got a hold on people

This game like a toxic relationship

Know it’s bad for you

Still keep goin’ back

Dropped into Pleasant, thought I’d chill for once

Then some soccer skin pulled up huntin’ for blood

Didn’t even land before shots got fired

Bro was editin’ windows like he wired

I found one chest, got bandages, pain

Grey pistol only, nothin’ to gain

Meanwhile my mate yellin’ “I got mythics!”

I’m over here fightin’ for basic physics

Kid hit a triple edit then boxed me clean

I swear these players don’t know what grass means

I’m tryna casually play after work

They practisin’ builds like it’s military work

Teammate says “push, he’s weak!”

I slide in confident, get deleted in a blink

Back to the lobby before I could blink twice

Now I’m sittin’ silent reconsiderin’ life

Whole squad laughin’, then they die too

Now everybody screamin’ “this game is cooked dude!”

And somehow five minutes later we queue again

Fortnite addiction should honestly be studied by men

Fortnite got me losin’ it, swear I’m goin’ insane

Load one match and now I’m yellin’ again

Whole squad heated, everybody mad

One cheap death got us all down bad

Battle Bus flyin’, anxiety high

Already know some sweat nearby

Tryna have fun after work tonight

But this game turn peaceful dudes hostile

Now the item shop open, there goes my pay

Why these skins gotta tempt me every day?

Game still trash but the drip look fire

Epic Games really professional liars

They know I’ll complain then still buy emotes

Hit the griddy sadly while I stay broke

Bought a skin I used exactly one time

Then another collab dropped the very next night

Why is Batman holdin’ an AR?

Why Goku drivin’ a NASCAR?

Why Peter Griffin crankin’ ninety builds?

This game feel AI-generated for real

And the kids on mic somehow even worse

Talk reckless online like they bulletproof first

Soon as they lose they blame lag spikes

Or scream “controller player!” every fight

One kid danced after killin’ me once

I nearly sent my headset into the sun

Whole room silent, tension thick

Fortnite rage make grown adults sick

Fortnite got me losin’ it, swear I’m goin’ insane

Load one match and now I’m yellin’ again

Whole squad heated, everybody mad

One cheap death got us all down bad

Battle Bus flyin’, anxiety high

Already know some sweat nearby

Tryna have fun after work tonight

But this game turn peaceful dudes hostile

Fortnite got me losin’ it, no this ain’t healthy

Got clipped by a kid named “YT Wealthy”

Whole damn lobby actin’ like pros

I miss old Fortnite, everybody know

Yeah

Worst game ever made

Absolutely terrible

Broken servers

Sweaty kids

Cash-grab skins

Toxic lobbies

…same time tomorrow?