[Intro]
Yeah
Ayy
Turn me up
Another night, another broken controller
Another promise I’m quittin’ this game forever
Then the boys text me “hop on”
…and somehow I’m back in the lobby again
Fortnite really got a hold on people
This game like a toxic relationship
Know it’s bad for you
Still keep goin’ back
[Verse 1]
Dropped into Pleasant, thought I’d chill for once
Then some soccer skin pulled up huntin’ for blood
Didn’t even land before shots got fired
Bro was editin’ windows like he wired
I found one chest, got bandages, pain
Grey pistol only, nothin’ to gain
Meanwhile my mate yellin’ “I got mythics!”
I’m over here fightin’ for basic physics
Kid hit a triple edit then boxed me clean
I swear these players don’t know what grass means
I’m tryna casually play after work
They practisin’ builds like it’s military work
Teammate says “push, he’s weak!”
I slide in confident, get deleted in a blink
Back to the lobby before I could blink twice
Now I’m sittin’ silent reconsiderin’ life
Whole squad laughin’, then they die too
Now everybody screamin’ “this game is cooked dude!”
And somehow five minutes later we queue again
Fortnite addiction should honestly be studied by men
[Chorus]
Fortnite got me losin’ it, swear I’m goin’ insane
Load one match and now I’m yellin’ again
Whole squad heated, everybody mad
One cheap death got us all down bad
Battle Bus flyin’, anxiety high
Already know some sweat nearby
Tryna have fun after work tonight
But this game turn peaceful dudes hostile
[Verse 2]
Now the item shop open, there goes my pay
Why these skins gotta tempt me every day?
Game still trash but the drip look fire
Epic Games really professional liars
They know I’ll complain then still buy emotes
Hit the griddy sadly while I stay broke
Bought a skin I used exactly one time
Then another collab dropped the very next night
Why is Batman holdin’ an AR?
Why Goku drivin’ a NASCAR?
Why Peter Griffin crankin’ ninety builds?
This game feel AI-generated for real
And the kids on mic somehow even worse
Talk reckless online like they bulletproof first
Soon as they lose they blame lag spikes
Or scream “controller player!” every fight
One kid danced after killin’ me once
I nearly sent my headset into the sun
Whole room silent, tension thick
Fortnite rage make grown adults sick
[Final Chorus]
Fortnite got me losin’ it, swear I’m goin’ insane
Load one match and now I’m yellin’ again
Whole squad heated, everybody mad
One cheap death got us all down bad
Battle Bus flyin’, anxiety high
Already know some sweat nearby
Tryna have fun after work tonight
But this game turn peaceful dudes hostile
Fortnite got me losin’ it, no this ain’t healthy
Got clipped by a kid named “YT Wealthy”
Whole damn lobby actin’ like pros
I miss old Fortnite, everybody know
[Outro]
Yeah
Worst game ever made
Absolutely terrible
Broken servers
Sweaty kids
Cash-grab skins
Toxic lobbies
…same time tomorrow?