If I woke up in a perfect day
I don’t believe I would have anything to say
A life that’s prefect wouldn’t be my dream
I’m only happy when I can scream
If Everybody answered my text post
I would have no-one to roast.
Anger is my ally in life
Sometimes I want to stab joe with a knife
I’m a miserable bastard and that makes me smile
Yup , I’m angry , and not in denial
Look at me the wrong way and I’ll bite your head off
I’ll have a hate boner I wont be soft
So shut up ,I hate you , go fuck yourself
Beware of my temper I’m one angry elf
If you don’t wear your shirt I’ll call you an ass
You dirty slobs , you have no class
Don’t tell me cigarettes I can’t smoke
With or without them you know I’ll choke
My music is the best ,fuck you guys
Sad songs and club music isn’t just for Bi’s
My apartment is hot as hot as hell
An I definitely think lee has a funky smell
I’m a miserable bastard and that makes me smile
Yup , I’m angry , and not in denial
Look at me the wrong way and I’ll bite your head off
I’ll have a hate boner I wont be soft
So shut up ,I hate you , go fuck yourself
Beware of my temper I’m one angry elf
Don’t get me started about my dating profile
I can make women run away with just my smile
I’m so horny I jizz when I touch boobs
I spend half my money on masturbation lubes
I complain when Miguel doesn’t show for darts
And I complain when Brian farts
I have a lot to say about Maz and……….
And ro with his beer spill
Jim and Mike A.better step up their game
And whatever Sean said was kind of lame
I’m a miserable bastard and that makes me smile
Yup , I’m angry , and not in denial
Look at me the wrong way and I’ll bite your head off
I’ll have a hate boner I wont be soft
So shut up ,I hate you , go fuck yourself
Beware of my temper I’m one angry elf