Scott

If I woke up in a perfect day

I don’t believe I would have anything to say

A life that’s prefect wouldn’t be my dream

I’m only happy when I can scream

If Everybody answered my text post

I would have no-one to roast.

Anger is my ally in life

Sometimes I want to stab joe with a knife

I’m a miserable bastard and that makes me smile

Yup , I’m angry , and not in denial

Look at me the wrong way and I’ll bite your head off

I’ll have a hate boner I wont be soft

So shut up ,I hate you , go fuck yourself

Beware of my temper I’m one angry elf

If you don’t wear your shirt I’ll call you an ass

You dirty slobs , you have no class

Don’t tell me cigarettes I can’t smoke

With or without them you know I’ll choke

My music is the best ,fuck you guys

Sad songs and club music isn’t just for Bi’s

My apartment is hot as hot as hell

An I definitely think lee has a funky smell

I’m a miserable bastard and that makes me smile

Yup , I’m angry , and not in denial

Look at me the wrong way and I’ll bite your head off

I’ll have a hate boner I wont be soft

So shut up ,I hate you , go fuck yourself

Beware of my temper I’m one angry elf

Don’t get me started about my dating profile

I can make women run away with just my smile

I’m so horny I jizz when I touch boobs

I spend half my money on masturbation lubes

I complain when Miguel doesn’t show for darts

And I complain when Brian farts

I have a lot to say about Maz and……….

And ro with his beer spill

Jim and Mike A.better step up their game

And whatever Sean said was kind of lame

I’m a miserable bastard and that makes me smile

Yup , I’m angry , and not in denial

Look at me the wrong way and I’ll bite your head off

I’ll have a hate boner I wont be soft

So shut up ,I hate you , go fuck yourself

Beware of my temper I’m one angry elf