[Verse 1]
Steven on the couch, remote in his grip,
Finger's got muscles, that's his only lift.
Nicole in the prison, running the block,
While he’s bingeing shows, she’s the one with the clock.
She’s stacking hours, he’s stacking excuses,
Her grind’s a mountain, his vibe’s elusive.
He calls it “work” but his grind’s reclined,
She’s the breadwinner, he’s the breadcrumb find.
[Chorus]
Nicole got the keys, Steven’s just a tenant,
She rules the roost, he’s barely independent.
She’s the boss, the queen, the CEO,
Steven does what he’s told—Steven stay low.
[Verse 2]
She clocks out late, tired feet in the car,
Steven in pajamas, eating cookies from the jar.
She’s cuffing convicts, laying down the law,
He’s cuffing sweatpants, jaw-dropping at “Saw.”
Nicole’s the hammer, Steven’s the nail,
Her life’s a storm, his life’s a sail.
She’s got prison gates, he’s got TV shows,
She’s stacking paper while his ambition froze.
[Prechorus]
Steven say "yes," Steven say "sure,"
Nicole the commander, she got the allure.
He the sidekick, she the Caped Crusader,
He’s a soft-spoken waiter, she’s the tip calculator.