(Intro – filtered voice, echo)
Yeah… night shift glow… Tesco lights flicker low…
You already know… Will Bill… here we go…
(Verse 1 – tight, rolling flow)
Clock in, beep beep, barcode scanner cryin’
Here comes Will Bill, already damn lyin’
“Team, we need structure”—mate you ain’t got a clue
Can’t delegate shit, just stands there like a tool
Clipboard gripped like he’s runnin’ the show
But he’s lost in aisle five, don’t know where to go
Fake laugh bursts out—HA HA—way too loud
Whole team lookin’ round like “what the hell’s that sound?”
Yeah, forced like a glitch in a broken machine
Plastic energy, proper weird routine
Talks big game but he’s all just chat
Can’t run a shift, can’t even stack a flat
(Pre-Chorus – rising synth)
He’s watchin’… lurkin’… actin’ all slick
Snitchin’ on the crew every chance he gets quick
Brown-nose energy, slimy little grin
Whole place tense every time he walks in
(Chorus – heavy techno drop)
Will Bill, yeah you’re takin’ the piss
Shiftleader title but you ain’t worth shit
Fake laugh echo like a dodgy remix
Nobody rates you, yeah we said what it is
Will Bill, yeah you’re outta your depth
Chat bare nonsense, got no respect
Snitchin’ all day just to save your neck
Whole team wishin’ you would just eject
(Verse 2 – darker, faster)
Break room whispers when he’s not around
“Man’s a proper bellend”—yeah that’s the sound
Acts like a boss but he’s barely a man
Can’t make a plan, just ruins the plan
Micromanagin’ but forgets the basics
Leaves jobs half-done, creates more chaos
Then blames the staff like it ain’t his fault
Mate, your leadership’s a system default
That laugh again—HA HA—what the fuck is that?
Sounds like a ringtone from a broken app
No one’s fooled, no one’s impressed
Just second-hand cringe and a load of stress
(Bridge – stripped back, pulsing beat)
You snitch, you slip, you trip on your pride
Talkin’ big when the real ones slide
No backbone, just ego and noise
Tryna play boss but you ain’t one of the boys
(Chorus – harder drop)
Will Bill, yeah you’re takin’ the piss
Shiftleader title but you ain’t worth shit
Fake laugh echo like a dodgy remix
Nobody rates you, yeah we said what it is
Will Bill, yeah you’re outta your depth
Chat bare nonsense, got no respect
Snitchin’ all day just to save your neck
Whole team wishin’ you would just eject
(Outro – fading, distorted)
Aisle lights buzz… patience run thin…
Clock ticks down… same cycle again…
Will Bill still there… same fake grin…
Same old story… same bloody bin…
(echo fades)
Yeah… Tesco nights…
Survive the shift… avoid the prick…
