Club Penguin Slut

Muuuummm?! Can you please put more money into my club penguin account? Mum please you don’t understand, I’ve been working my fucken tits off at the pizza shop and shit tryna buy more coloured puffles and I need to extend my igloo and get disco flooring so I can throw parties. I’m tired of prostituting myself to other cunt penguins at the diner all the time too. Mum do you want your daughter aka Fiish wick 17 to become a whore as her career? Just so I can afford a nice igloo that looks cool? You don’t love me, how could you do this to me. I guess I’ll just lee slaving away at the fucking pizza shop. Do you even recognise me? I’m Sophie, your daughter? Whatever, I’ll just have to do several jobs like the sled challenge constantly too, do you want me to break my neck? Or fall and hit my head so hard that I die? Because you wouldn’t put 5 dollars into my Fish Wick 17’s club penguin account? Oh my god thankyou so much mum I love you I didn’t mean any of that I was just upset because I’m pretty sure the penguins hitting on me aren’t other kids but are more likely to be 40 year old creepy men who drive white vans but I’m only 8 so I don’t know what that means it’s just something aunty told me. Thankyou! I’m going to be so popular now with these igloo decorations. Yay heheheheheh oh wait nooooo, mum my boyfriend dick bick 69 just broke up with me because he said he saw me talking to other penguins at the disco but I was just being friendly! Dick bick 69 please don’t go you’re breaking my heart I love you! I can’t do this anymore. 2007 is too hard.