

Prompt / Lyrics
Chill Guy: “Alright boys, light run. PvE, quick loot, quick extract.” Overconfident Guy: “Yeah yeah, easy money, hahaha. I’m gonna shoot” “What?!” “Nothing!?” New Guy: “…that wasn’t part of the plan.” Beat drops goofy and bouncy. ⸻ 🎵 Hook (Simple, Dumb, Catchy) Bro I thought this was PvE Why that man just looked at me Why he crouch and shoot at me WHY HE MOVING STRATEGICALLY This not bots, this real pain He just slid and changed his lane I ain’t built for mind games Take me back to tutorial stage ⸻ 🎵 Verse 1 Chill Guy (rapping calm): Hear footsteps in the hallway bend Probably just AI again Overconfident Guy: Yeah bots don’t strafe like that— Enemy slide-peeks and downs someone New Guy (screaming): WHY HE DROP SHOTTING?! WHAT IS THAT?! Chill Guy: Okay that might be a person. Overconfident Guy: No no no, bots evolve. New Guy: HE JUST T-BAGGED. Silence. Chill Guy: …that’s not a bot. ⸻ 🎵 Hook Bro I thought this was PvE Why he staring back at me Why he fake reloading me WHY HE BAITING ACTIVELY This not bots, this real sweat He just flanked without a step I ain’t built for intellect I just wanted scrap and tech ⸻ 🎵 Verse 2 (Denial Stage) Overconfident Guy: Push him. I’m cracked. Immediately gets downed Overconfident Guy: …he cheating. New Guy: Bro he built different. Chill Guy: No no we just play different. New Guy: He pre-fired the corner. Chill Guy: That’s illegal. Enemy voice from proximity chat: “Y’all good?” All three at once: NO. ⸻ 🎵 Bridge (One Gives Up) New Guy: You know what? I’m hiding in the bathroom. Overconfident Guy (downed): Revive me. New Guy: I don’t think I will. Chill Guy: Why? New Guy: I’ve accepted fate. ⸻ 🎵 Final Hook (More Dramatic) Bro I thought this was PvE Why he thinking three steps deep Why he breathing next to me WHY HE HOLDING ANGLES QUIETLY I ain’t tactical or brave He just danced on my grave If you see me in that raid Just assume I’m running away
Tags
Comedy rap
1:31
No
2/26/2026