El Night Raid

Chill Guy:
“Alright boys, light run. PvE, quick loot, quick extract.”

Overconfident Guy:
“Yeah yeah, easy money, hahaha. I’m gonna shoot”

“What?!”

“Nothing!?”

New Guy:
“…that wasn’t part of the plan.”

Beat drops goofy and bouncy.

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🎵 Hook (Simple, Dumb, Catchy)

Bro I thought this was PvE
Why that man just looked at me
Why he crouch and shoot at me
WHY HE MOVING STRATEGICALLY

This not bots, this real pain
He just slid and changed his lane
I ain’t built for mind games
Take me back to tutorial stage

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🎵 Verse 1

Chill Guy (rapping calm):
Hear footsteps in the hallway bend
Probably just AI again

Overconfident Guy:
Yeah bots don’t strafe like that—

Enemy slide-peeks and downs someone

New Guy (screaming):
WHY HE DROP SHOTTING?! WHAT IS THAT?!

Chill Guy:
Okay that might be a person.

Overconfident Guy:
No no no, bots evolve.

New Guy:
HE JUST T-BAGGED.

Silence.

Chill Guy:
…that’s not a bot.

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🎵 Hook

Bro I thought this was PvE
Why he staring back at me
Why he fake reloading me
WHY HE BAITING ACTIVELY

This not bots, this real sweat
He just flanked without a step
I ain’t built for intellect
I just wanted scrap and tech

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🎵 Verse 2 (Denial Stage)

Overconfident Guy:
Push him. I’m cracked.

Immediately gets downed

Overconfident Guy:
…he cheating.

New Guy:
Bro he built different.

Chill Guy:
No no we just play different.

New Guy:
He pre-fired the corner.

Chill Guy:
That’s illegal.

Enemy voice from proximity chat:
“Y’all good?”

All three at once:
NO.

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🎵 Bridge (One Gives Up)

New Guy:
You know what? I’m hiding in the bathroom.

Overconfident Guy (downed):
Revive me.

New Guy:
I don’t think I will.

Chill Guy:
Why?

New Guy:
I’ve accepted fate.

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🎵 Final Hook (More Dramatic)

Bro I thought this was PvE
Why he thinking three steps deep
Why he breathing next to me
WHY HE HOLDING ANGLES QUIETLY

I ain’t tactical or brave
He just danced on my grave
If you see me in that raid
Just assume I’m running away

Comedy rap