She used to be so wild, gemma Gemma Hall was such a slut. She loved sniffing bubble She was stuck in a rut. Her boyfriend really bored her, so she would sneak out late at night, to meet his mates and have sex with them, she'd be back before it was daylight.
[Female Vocal]She used to mop the carpets, and hoover the garden grass, she was addicted to methadone, but the habit wouldn't last.
[Chorus]she grew up finally and got the free pass to catch the bus, and stopped being so fucking slutty and promiscuous, now she doesn't even drink, or get bent over the kitchen sink, she's now a proud proud nanny, and no more does her fanny stink.
[Female Vocal]
[Verse]She's a dancer, but not a singer, in the past she would drink and sleep with any old minger. Darren and Pearson and John etcetera, there's probably hundreds more I'll bet you, but she's realised now that men are pricks, they didn't deserve the privilege of taking off her knicks.
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[Male Vocal]
[Verse]she went on the lash and brought a Polish man back, and andi fowles tagged along sniffing her crack, they got a taxi but couldn't pay, but andi arranged to pay by gay. They got in the house and andi stripped off, no1 would care but he looked a bit like sloth. Luke was takked up he came round but Gemma was upstairs busy she didn't come down. Andi was being a desperate fuck, pleading with Luke to let him give him a suck. Luke just laughed and turned him down, made him feel like a desperate clown.
Gemma added polish to her little black book, of all the men she had met to fuck. What a slag she really was being, well it was the truth not being mean.
[Male Vocal]That was then it was years ago, Gemma is a good girl now you know. She doesn't drink and don't do drugs, and don't go having sex with thugs. She chills in bed but on her own, calls her mates to have a good moan. She's got a man but it's on and off, it's worrying listening to her raspy cough.
[Female Vocal]Gemma had a knock at the door, it was Shaun he was wasted lied on the floor, she said he not coming in she sick of him and she threw his skiddy kecks in the bin.
Gemma you're doing well these days, just get stoned smoke purple haze, Ellie said ur grounded for weeks, cos u keep giving her cheek. It's OK Gemma David will look after you, watching through the window waiting to marry you. Get ur tiara and ur electric blue dress, David just wants u now ur not a mess. Gemma ur 1 of a kind don't you forget, gone are the days when you was a fuckin messy drugged up fucking little sweat. Glad you got rid of your STD's, and you no longer drink and get on your knees. Nanny Gemma sounds so strange, nanny Gemma it's good that u changed. Granny Gemma granny Gemma nanny Gemma used to be so so sooooooo DERANGED.