Verse 1
If I could have all the women in the world, that’d be my fantasy
It’s not about height, not about race, just from A to Z
I’d show Ashley the time of her life
Take Brittany out on a boat ride at night
With Christine we’d drive ‘til the morning light
And Danielle so fine—would she be up for a flight?
Eve and Elaine make me laugh, make me cry
And Frances, she swears she’s ready to be my wife
Then comes Gabrielle, she just completes my life
Chorus
All these girls to me are so outta sight
Choosing one just wouldn’t seem right
I’m Harold tonight, yeah I just might bite
From A to Z, one of these girls could be my wife
Love’s just a word, it comes with strokes and fights
From A to Z… one of these girls is probably my wife
(beat hits, music swells)
Verse 2
See the thing with Heather, she’s my good luck charm
If I could date an Isis, I’d keep her safe from harm
I think about Jenelle when the music swells
Ooooh, Kelly, she feeds my soul so well
To kiss Miss La-La, that’s what I yearn for
Madison’s so beautiful, the girl next door
Had an aunt named Natalie, my biggest fan
If I found another like her, I wouldn’t waste my chance
Chorus (repeat)
Verse 3
Olivia, she’s fire, she don’t even know
Penelope, a beauty, with a radiant glow
One of my favorites? Quinn with the grin
So charming it almost feels like sin
They’re all my equals, I love ‘em the same
But if I follow the leader, Rita is her name
Not a day goes by I don’t think of Sally Mae
And Tina, my dreamer, would steal you away
Then there’s Uma, with a smile that shines through ya
Chorus (repeat)
Bridge / Outro Verse
I’ve met a lot of girls, they all rocked my world
This ain’t just a story I’m telling ya, girl
There’s a dark sin beauty, her name’s Victoria
She’s one of a kind, that’s no lie, no phobia
But she ain’t like Whitney, my God, she gets me
Not too much fuss, she just lets me be
Then came Xara, thought it was the end
But along came Yasmine, my heart to mend
If you see what I see, you’ll believe in me—
My only choice, my only voice, is Zee
Final Chorus (x2, fade out)
All these girls to me are so outta sight
Choosing one just wouldn’t seem right
I’m Harold tonight, yeah I just might bite
From A to Z, one of these girls could be my wife
Love’s just a word, it comes with strokes and fights
From A to Z… one of these girls is probably my wife