Guess I’ll see online

Verse

Fell asleep in a bathtub, soap in my hair,

Woke up in someone’s kitchen, someone asked why I’m there.

Kissed a guy I didn’t know, maybe his cat too,

Spilled some glitter on my pants—don’t ask me who.

Chorus

I don’t know what happened last night,

But I guess I’ll see online.

Life’s a blur, a total delight,

Everything’s blurry but fine.

Verse

Danced on a balcony, almost hit a tree,

Someone shoved me in a pile of laundry, teehee.

A pizza appeared, a llama might’ve too,

My shoes went missing—probably in a stew

Chorus

I don’t know what happened last night,

But I guess I’ll see online.

Life’s a blur, a total delight,

Everything’s blurry but fine.

Verse

Confetti in the fridge, stickers on my face,

Somebody whispered I won a race.

Tried to call my mom, ended up in Iceland,

Someone stole my hat, gave it to a band.

Bridge

Ran into a squirrel, made it my best friend,

Started a conga line that would never end.

Spilled my drink on a statue, tripped in a fountain,

Still somehow ended up dancing on a mountain.

Chorus

I don’t know what happened last night,

But I guess I’ll see online.

Life’s a blur, a total delight,

Everything’s blurry but fine.

Everything’s blurry but fine.

Outro

Here’s to chaos, glitter, pickles, and screams,

Waking up inside someone else’s dreams.

Next time we go out, maybe we’ll behave…

Or maybe we’ll just misbehave… again.

Chorus

I don’t know what happened last night,

But I guess I’ll see online.

Life’s a blur, a total delight,

Everything’s blurry but fine.