Crawfish Alley Shake

Down in Tunica, where the crawfish slide,

Come on down to Crawfish Alley, feel the vibe.

Pinch those tails, suck that head,

It’s a dirty little ritual, just like we said.

Big sexy dad bods, they own the scene,

Seasoned just right, you know what I mean?

Toss back Jell-O shots, set the night on fire,

In Crawfish Alley, we aim higher.

Customer always wrong? Nuh-uh, check your facts,

Crawfish is always right, it’s the fun fact that slaps!

Red crawfish club, where the night never ends,

Flapping claws, making all our friends.

Toss a shot, pinch a tail, get your groove on,

In Tunica, till the break of dawn.

Suck the head, pinch that tail,

Crawfish season just got real, no failure.

The seasoning's perfect, feel that heat,

This is the wild, the South's own street.

So when you’re in town, and wanna feel alive,

Come to Crawfish Alley, take a dive.

Big bods, hot jokes, and crawfish so right,

Tunica’s secret, we keep it tight.