There was a young buck,
Who goes by the name Diego.
Comes off as old,
but age is unknown.
He’s rich at heart,
And the ladies love his no-no.
But he doesn’t know
If they’re just hoax.
(Chorus)
Diego….
The lady man,
Just keeps it in his pants,
Diego….
The lady man,
He…. Still uses his ha…..nds.
(Solo)
Now young Diego,
Is grown Diego,
With a hairy rack.
He now sees woman everywhere,
Even on his sack.
To all their own,
When he gets home,
He begins to fap.
(Chorus)
Diego….
The lady man,
Just keeps it in his pants,
Diego….
The lady man,
He…. Still uses his ha…..nds.
(Chorus)
Diego….
The lady man,
Just keeps it in his pants,
Diego….
The lady man,
He…. Still uses his ha…..nds.