[Intro]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Who invited the sky people?
[Verse 1]
Red cups stacked by the garden shed
Somebody’s dancing on the flower bed
The cooler’s full, then the cooler’s bare
Three pale strangers breathing basement air
They don’t know the password, don’t know the band
But they’re draining cans with a four-fingered hand
I yelled, “Get lost!” and they tilted their heads
Then one of them burped and the porch light went dead
[Pre-Chorus]
No, no, no—this party’s ours!
Don’t beam us up between the hours!
[Chorus]
Aliens stole our beer tonight!
Flying saucers in the patio light!
They took the lager, they took the stout
Left one warm can and a weird green doubt
Aliens stole our beer tonight!
Somebody call the cops—or fight!
[Verse 2]
The keg had a lock and a handwritten sign
“Touch this tap and you’re crossing the line”
They melted the padlock with a look from an eye
Then toasted the barbecue, waved goodbye
My cousin threw a shoe at their chrome-plated van
It bounced off the door and came back with a plan
They loaded the bottles in a humming machine
And left us flat soda and tractor-beam sheen
[Pre-Chorus]
No, no, no—this party’s ours!
You can’t raid us from the stars!
[Chorus]
Aliens stole our beer tonight!
Flying saucers in the patio light!
They took the lager, they took the stout
Left one warm can and a weird green doubt
Aliens stole our beer tonight!
Somebody call the cops—or fight!
[Bridge]
We’ve got no drinks, but we’ve got spite!
We’ve got empty cans to throw tonight!
If they come back, we’ll draw the line:
Bring your own six-pack next time!
[Breakdown]
Who took the beer?
THE LITTLE GREEN CREW!
Who took the beer?
NOT ME—THEY DID!
Who took the beer?
THE LITTLE GREEN CREW!
Everybody yell:
BRING YOUR OWN BREW!
[Final Chorus]
Aliens stole our beer tonight!
Flying saucers in the patio light!
They took the lager, they took the stout
Now every neighbor’s screaming out
Aliens stole our beer tonight!
But we’re still loud and we’re still alright!
Aliens stole our beer tonight!
BRING YOUR OWN BREW!
[Outro]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Next party’s BYOB!