Stay With Her Johnny

I am a rally driver on the circuit for years

I’m a woefull man now for jammin’ gears

I rev’s her on the corner, flat out on the straight

A be the gore a man boys the craic it is great

Stay wut ‘er Johnny!

The car that I drive is an auld escort

I bought it in Galway, in the town of Gort

Brought her home and I stripped her down

Now she’s one of the greatest auld cars around

I am a rally driver on the circuit for years

I’m a woefull man now for jammin’ gears

You should see me doin’ a handbrake turn

I’m the man to make the tyres burn

I’m driving like I never did drive before

I have my foot flat on the floor

I’m going quare well in the rally so far

Three seconds behind the leading car

Richie is always the pace notes man

Shouting them out as loud as he can

Over a crest doing a hundred an ten

A flat three left then a crest again!

I am a rally driver on the circuit for years

I’m a woefull man now for jammin’ gears

You should see me doin’ a handbrake turn

I’m the man to make the tyres burn

”Thats right thats the truth!” ”Drive Her Straight Sideways Lad”!

Losing power t’was making me nervous

So I headed on back now for the services

Down along the bog road now I was tipping

Then the bleadin auld clutch it started slipping

I am a rally driver on the circuit for years

I’m a woefull man now for jammin’ gears

You should see me doin’ a handbrake turn

I’m the man to make the tyres burn!

Oh I am a rally driver on the circuit for years

I’m a woefull man now for jammin’ gears

You should see me doin’ a handbrake turn

I’m the man to make the tyres burn

Stay wut ‘er Johnny!!!