[Verse 1]
He built a car, it don’t need gas
Drives itself, goes mighty fast
Sittin’ on top of a rocket flame
Thinks he’s a cowboy ridin’ fame
Says, “I ain’t on drugs, I’m just inspired”
But son, you’re tweetin’ like your brain caught fire
Wide-eyed stares and late-night boasts
He’s toastin’ Mars while we drink our toasts
[Chorus]
Needs rehab, that’s what I heard
Says he’s sober — yeah right, mark my word
He’s got space suits and a satellite dish
But a mind like that’s a runaway fish
He needs a therapist — good luck to her or him
Hope they got patience and a Bible hymn
He’s buildin’ rockets, but losin’ track
Of the things that bring a good man back
[Verse 2]
Sold his house, gave up the land
Now he’s sleepin’ in labs with a five-year plan
Calls himself a man of peace
While fightin’ with folks like it’s WWE
He named his kid like algebra class
Says “love is code,” then drives off fast
He lyin’ when he grins that grin
Lord help the woman tryin’ to reel him in
[Chorus]
Needs rehab, says he’s just fine
But he’s postin’ wild at 3:09
“I’m sober,” sure — yeah right, bud
We see the chaos in your stud farm strut
He needs a therapist — good luck to her or him
Might need two and a bottle of gin
He’s got smarts, but there’s one small loss:
Is he the boss of Trump or is Trump the boss?
[Bridge]
Yeah, he’s got big balls and bigger plans
Buildin’ ships with his bare hands
But even steel can start to rust
When the heart ain’t keepin’ up with the thrust
Go on, son, launch your car to space
But you can’t outdrive your own damn face
You got all the cash, and you got the tech
But not a soul who’ll call your wreck
[Final Chorus]
Needs rehab, yeah that’s no lie
No sleep, no chill, just Wi-Fi highs
“No drugs,” he says — well yeah right, bless
We see the storm behind that vest
He needs a therapist — good luck to her or him
Even cowboys crash when the lights go dim
So light that fuse and let it roar
But Elon, brother, what you runnin’ for?
