[Verse]
Shirley the smelly girl struts like a queen
Tail held high in a litter box scene
Her throne is the corner
Her kingdom obscene
[Chorus]
Oh Shirley
Shirley
What’s that I smell
You’ve turned our sweet home into a gas hotel
Oh Shirley
Shirley
You wear it so well
[Verse 2]
She prowls the night with a stinky air
Climbing the counters
Leaving proof she was there
Her perfume’s a weapon
But she just doesn’t care
[Prechorus]
We light the candles
We crack the door
But Shirley just doubles down some more
[Chorus]
Oh Shirley
Shirley
You rule with no shame
Your smelly empire is a household name
Oh Shirley
Shirley
You’re the queen of the game
[Bridge]
We tried the sprays
The powders
The tricks
But Shirley’s a force you just can’t fix
She’s got the scent of victory
A stubborn mix