diet coke

come and touch it

touch it

toss it, toss it

all on my caesar salad, yuh

damn boy i'm waiting for cash

i just want a piece of that ass

hot cheetos on your breath

but i'm so fucking obsessed

i want to take you gambling

and i'm sorry if i'm rambling

but i want to buy a bag of chips

and watch you talk your shit

come and drink me like diet coke

ohh ohh ohh!

you're such a fucking weirdo

but i love you my hero

and if i knew sex was so bad

i wouldn't tell my dad

he doesn't need to know

that his daughters a hoe

come and touch it

touch it

toss it, toss it

come and drink me like diet coke

ohh ohh ohh!

you're such a fucking weirdo

but i love you my hero

(*slurp*)