Baby J’s Christmas Story

Hey everyone, gather ‘round! It’s time for a special story. It’s a Christmas story about our Lord and Savior. A journey from the hills of Galilee, across a desert, to the crowded streets of Bethlehem

So make yourselves comfortable, cuddle up with your loved ones, and mirror this on your TV screens. Share this experience with others, and feel free to take notes. We’ll start soon, so let’s try to use my creativity and technology to bring you this unique gift. I hope you enjoy it and can share it with others.

The difference between them and me, is they copy and paste

I rite my way then I cut and paste

They walk and I roll

They can’t make a decision, I do it with such precision with out using persuasion

I made it a special occasion

My brother asked is this Ai, Bryson?

My Momma said “remember the reason for the season”

Okay, It went down like this, God looked down and was pissed

God was like “I’m not loving this situation just look at all this corruption and devastation

Humanity needs to be redirected before they become infected

Im going to bless them with a gift

Reset their consciousness by giving them a spiritual shift”

Thats the truth that’s the angle

God called upon a trusted angel

Named, Gabriel

His name means “ God is my strength”, He gave Daniel insight, calmed fears, appeared at night

Gabe knew just what to do, he had a similar conversation with Zach, it wasn’t too far back

Beth and Zach had a son and named him John

Now Gabe was tasked with telling Mary that she would be the one…

“Now, Mary, don’t you weep”

I’m hearing ringing of bells and singing of an angel. A message from God given by Gabriel. He said I was favored, highly favored, gods faith, never waivers

God, chose you. He knows what you can do, no one better than you. You’re strong enough to carry this on your shoulders, we’re fighting a war, we need a soldier.

You know, I’m Gods , loyal and number one fan. But you do know I’ve never been with a man. What type of miracle whip is going to create this man? People are going to look at me odd because I’m claiming my son is the son of God.

I’m engaged with my fiancé. How can I tell him so he doesn’t bounce me? You know denounce me?

Mary try not to cry. I’ve talked to Joseph and we all see eye to eye. But right now chill for a bit, see and visit Elizabeth. About 9 months later pack your bags and pack your kit get ready to truck it because the government is on it, they need their men back home so they can count all of them

So I’m riding on the back of a donkey, staring at the desert in front of me. I might be favored, but I don’t feel very happy. Joseph is walking solid as this ass wobbles

We trek, we sweat, at night,the stars shine, they marvel.

I’m focused because I know it’s all about our survival

Lead me, guide me, help protect me Protect my precious pregnant wifey.

She’s carrying our Lord and Savior

Lead me, guide me, help protect me Protect my precious pregnant wifey.

She’s carrying our Lord and Savior

We follow your word and changed our behavior. I just can’t understand why you chose us. You told us to name him Jesus.

And just to trust.

I trust you to order my steps, strengthen my rep

Your plan was hard to accept

From the hills of Galilee guide me and Mary

When it’s dark and we can’t see

Protect us from all the predators and haters. I know what we’re doing will make the world greater. Lead me, guide me, help protect me protect my precious pregnant wifey.

When they arrived at Bethlehem, they looked for a hotel, a motel and even a bed and breakfast to stay in. They didn’t make reservations they just packed their donkey and left without any hesitation. Now they’re stuck in this predicament and this situation. Everywhere they went they kept getting declined. They had no credit. Joseph placed his hand on Mary’s belly and Jesus kicked it. Joseph knew he had to keep looking keep knocking. Knock, knock, knock, knock he knocked on every door. Up and downstairs. Heaven knows how he almost gave up, but he tried one more. An old man answered the door…knock, knock. Who’s there, any room here?…

The old man said “what can I do to help, if I do a good job, could you write a review on yelp? I don’t have room in here, but I have a warm place out there. You can sleep with the animals don’t worry most of them are all mammals. I hope it’s not too much of a crucial conflict because you’ll have to sleep on hay in the middle of the barn. But at least you’ll stay warm.”

The day shifted to night, oh what a night they settled in, things were looking bright.

Outside there was a star shining bright. A guiding light. Shepherds trying to protect their sheep, wolves howling in delight. Then all of a sudden, it all went quiet and silent. She started to hear bells, the goats shook their tails, her voice filled the hills.

Mary fell to her knees!

Pleading God please, “let me give birth to our King so we can have peace on earth

Make joy and faithful people! “

I’m a virgin so you know I’m hurting

I feel his crown peeping around my curtains”

Three wise men looked to the sky and knew for certain. The Three wise men gathered some gifts, gold, frankincense and some Myrrh. Caspar, Melchior, and Balthasar hopped on their camels and followed the star

Mary looked into baby Jesus’s eyes and sung him is first lullaby

Noel, Noel, Noel, bring the shepherds and their sheep’s. I’m holding baby Jesus rocking him to sleep.

Our pining is finally over, because our king has come

Believe in him and he’ll prepare you a Kingdom

Mary looked into baby Jesus’s eyes and sung him is first lullaby

Noel, Noel, Noel, bring the shepherds and their sheep’s. I’m holding baby Jesus rocking him to sleep.

Our pining is finally over, because our king has come

Believe in him and he’ll prepare you a Kingdom

Tonight our king has came to save all of us from all our sins. Make a joyous sound and let see those bells ring. Amen, God came in the form of a man. The whole night was spiritual, spirits were filled, because of one of many Jesus’s miracles

Our king has come

Thank you so much for watching! I hope you enjoyed and were intrigued by it. My mother asked me to do something special and out of the ordinary, which is how this idea came to be. She also reminded me to remember the reason for the season. Merry Christmas everyone have a happy holiday and a bright new year.