Drink My Fucking I.P.A!

Try my IPA my friend

it's made with floral hops

it's better than my last one

when the carbonation flopped

they call me Amadeus

of the beer community

started in a basement

in 1983

been brewing complex ales

lagers....porters....stouts

some beers they taste

like butterscotch

I'll usually throw them out

I like the higher I.B.U's

and use the special hops

Columbus, Magnum

Nugget, Warrior

Two Hundreds

where I stop

Perhaps I'll brew a barleywine

with a twenty ABV

you can age it in your cellar

and see what it can be

Some say that beer

can be much more

than water malt and hops

and brew a drink that's gluten free

that nonsense need to stop!

I fancy myself

the Steve Jobs

of micro brewing fame

and everyone in Oregon State

knows my fucking name

just drink my fucking I.P.A

appreciate my craft

make these fine beers famous

or I will kick your ass

This Elon Musk

of micro beer

there is nobody wiser

so drink my beer

and make me rich

so I can sell out

to

Budweiser!