The Girthy Beast

I HAVE TO SHIT!!! SHIT OUT MY ASS!!! MOTHERFUCKING SHIT OUT MY MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!

Raging fire, burning fierce, demolishing the pain,

Exploding depths within, no holding back the reign,

Massive, stretching, tearing through the core,

Unleashing chaos, screaming evermore!

Shout it loud, unleash the beast, pistons pounding fast!

This is the eruption, a storm that’s built to last!

I HAVE TO SHIT!!! SHIT OUT MY ASS!!! FROM MY COLON THAT WONT STOP MAKING SHIT!!!

It’s a monstrous blast, a tidal wave of shit,

Breaking barriers, defying the limits!

Sweat and screams, pain and might, tearing everything apart,

A colossal surge, a world record in girth and size, a wild, uncharted art!

Massive one, no end in sight, a legendary feat,

The universe declares our victory, shock and awe in heat!

END—A mark in history, a shocking, tearing register!